Blog Title: Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa

...still milking it

Hi guys - sorry - posts are going to be LIGHT ON this week - because I'm literally dying with law exams. Wish me luck - because I'm going to need it!!!

--to tide you over, here's Maniston on Oprah milking the "Angelina is uncool" thing one more time. Someone needs to give this lady some chocolate chips or something, because her vanilla-ness - frankly, is blinding.

Is there a human after the photoshop layers?

More of "britney" from her "Circus" album.
ha!



Please please please don't tell me she's triyng to get some inspiration from my new favourite model of the moment, Lily Donaldson...who I adore. Because Britney...that.would.be.sacrilege.

Maniston's STILL crying

Ugh. WoMAN's on the cover of US Vogue...and she's still whingeing about her non-descript life and her divorce and Brad and Angelina and wah wah wah.

Here's an excerpt from the interview:

"Wah wah wah. Wah wah Brad left me wah wah I look like a man wah wah wah I'm not as pretty as Angelina wah wah wah she's such a bitch wah wah wah wah wah does my hair look shiny? wah wah why doesn't anyone love me? wah wah wah I'm the most boring person in the world wah wah wah I'm strong wah wah I'll find love again, wah wah wah let me talk about Vince - he loved me! wah wah wah I love you Brad! We're friends right? wah wah wah Angelina's a bitch. "

Honestly. People need to stop giving this woman airtime. The most exciting thing that ever happened to her was having Victor from Days of our Lives as a father. Girlfriend should join Brad's other ex - Gwhineth Paltry and they can comatose themselves complaning!

Interview snippets here




thanks for the heads up Justin!

Rachel Rachel Rachel

Going out with Marilyn Manson for 5 minutes does NOT make you Dita von Teese. Pancake makeup, dark hair, and chola brows don't make you Dita either! It.just.doesn't.
And OMG - is that.like...pewter? eww.

-Insert comment here- i.e. Elisita is flummoxed.

OMG. This is still rather surreal for me. Is this the definition of polar opposites? This feels like it's out of a movie set - or photoshopped. Eerie.

Totally Totally Totally inappropriate for work

...because you all want to see Harry Potter's...you know.

Be warned. Very NSFW!

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/11/omg_more_naked_daniel_radcliff.php

Nicole Kidman looking more like Nicole Kidman

Yay! girlfriend doesn't look scary...she kind of just looks a tad odd and beautiful - like the old days. GF's at the Glamour Awards...with her beard...erm...husband.

Erm...

Oh dear. Borrow from Britney's wig collection?

Gwyneth - go home!

Ugh - fashionista. pfft. Posh was all over this look about a year ago. What next Gwyn? Pixie cut perchance?

Jennifer Connelly still has it

Definitely getitng better with age. On a shoot for the new edition of Marie Clare.

Credit where Credit is due

Girlfriend may be famous for nothing more than having a father who represented a [arguably] murderer - but I have to hand it to her - she can do the grecian look like no other.

The Buy Katy and Mischa a mirror FUND

When beautiful faces meet bad dresses.

Katy - I can see your spanx - and your breasts apparently can see me! Nice. Also just a memo, that you are not Dita Von Teese.

Prop 8 passes in Calif *sigh*

This sucks. It really does. What a horrible step backwards. How depressing.

California voters approved Proposition 8 Tuesday night, eliminating the right of same-sex couples to marry in the state.

Congrats man Congrats...

Meet the next President of the United States...and he's literate! What a change.

Mischa Barton. A fashion disaster chronicle

How can a girl get it SO wrong. So often.








photo credits

Sneak peek of Kate Winslet's Vanity Fair cover for Dec

Girlfriend looks hot. Sorry about the size - it's all they've released.



o.k. have more Kate. Gorgeous. Photoshopped, but gorgeous. ALthough I have serious doubts that here bum, in that shape or form belongs to her.

KBosworth is looking beautiful

It took me a long long while to like this girl - but somehow her vanilla-ness has seeped into my softspot. I'm digging her style these days like noone else. She's like a Sienna Miller that's more puritan and less try-hard. She's like a 8.0 version of Maniston...o.k...maybe version 90.

Amy Winehouse looks alive again

she needs to say yes to rehab more often. I'm thinking its going to last for about 45 minutes - the time it takes to get a dealer to drop off goods to your house.

Ha!

this is kind of funny.

5 More Friends

This girl actually is 14...going on 45.

Presenting...Ali Lohan. How can it be so wrong in someone so young?
She's at some Pedigree Halloween party. If she were older I'd make some cruel jokes but GF is so young, I'll wait.

90210 girl steps back in time...sort of

Girlfriend from 90210 [until she becomes mildly more famous I'll refuse to register her name in my head] is channeling Keri Russell from the other Aaron Spelling short-lived series Malibu Shores. Except this chick has also channeled Jordan...which is never a good combination.



Does ANYONE remember Malibu Shores? T'was hot.

So this is what the rich do when their marriage fails

Hang out with renowned washed up philanderer and an ex? drug fiend. Noice. I guess anything's more fun than scheduling your sexy time sessions with an old troll.

There's skinny and then there's poor Allegra Versace

Almost makes mashface Lopez look semi-attractive. So sad. I don't know what girlfriend needs to do - but she needs to do it sooner rather than later. They're all at the Fashion Group's 25th Annual Night of Stars.

*snore*

Girlfriend wants to be the next Jackie O...or at least someone does. Tommy?

Not everyone looks good in the ol's Herve Leger

How it's supposed to look...as demonstrated by Gisele. *sigh*